I’m thinking of getting back into WoW, playing a new character, a human or forsaken monk who has been in hermit mode in the Plaguelands since early Cataclysm. But WoW keeps crashing when I launch it. Maybe the universe is trying to keep me from going back down that hole.
Meph gave me MOP and gametime so I guess I’m back for a MONTH(?)
cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”
"I’m done playing this. Well that’s the end of my life. Remember to rate my life, comment my life, and subscribe if you want to see lives similar to this one. See ya." ::dies::
In a nearby maternity ward, a baby is born. The doctors gather, clearing its lungs of fluid, waiting for its first squalling cries of life…
"Hey what up everybody it’s Cr1tikal and this time I’m playing Reincarnation let’s do this shit”
Remember how we used to say it was lore-bendy for anyone to know Bolvar was the new lich king and the statue that showed the LK fight cut scene didn’t really exist in lore and now we have Mograine casually telling anyone who asks “Yeah bolvars the new lich king what up” in WoD?